Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in audra's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
5:37 pm	you so wanna come... Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai username The type of joint you run Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat Your club is called The "Naked Girls Who Pretend to Like You for Money" Club Sleazy manager green_marbles03 Scary bouncer noodge_snail Most frequent customer oneshirtchris Highest paid stripper teknoslave Can do really acrobatic pole tricks jonnydickcheese Just doing this to pay for med school vendetta_tif Had to get "enhancements" to make more money green_marbles03 Quiz created with MemeGen! Current Mood: cold Current Music: ... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 31st, 2005
12:13 pm	oh yea... Kip Dynamite (Please rate my quiz) Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? brought to you by Quizilla Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: computer humming (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004
1:53 am	yea... the one and only time i'll probably ever write in this thing... i just want to fit in (sobs)... haha...yea... no 1.First grade teacher's name: Ms. Smith 2. Last person you kissed: Tommy 3. Last word you said: what time should i get up 4. Last song you sang: mash theme song haha 5. Last person you hugged: Crystal 6. Last thing you laughed at: Ronni haha... 7. Last time you said 'I love you': hour or so? 8. What's in your CD player: Presidents of the United States of America score! 9. What socks are you wearing: none 10. What's under your bed: everything 12. Current taste: death 13. Current hair style: ponytail 14. Current clothes: yea.. some jeans and a shirt 15. Current annoyance: sleep 16. Current longing: mac and cheese yes! 17. Current desktop picture: blue? 18. Current worry: sure 19. Current hate: everyone must die! 20. Story behind your journal username: i rock! 21. Current favorite article of clothing: i'm rad.. your rad.. lets hug! 22. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: eyes 23. Last CD that you bought: Ronni bought me Korn.. does that count? 24. Favorite place to be: my bed 25. Least favorite place: doctors 26. Time you wake up in the morning: whenever 27. If you could play an instrument, what would it be? drums! 28. Believe in an afterlife: sure 29. Current favorite word/saying : "I can't i'm sick (cough cough)" haha! score! 30. Favorite book: Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz 34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: bitchs! 35. Favorite day: Friday 36. Where do you want to go: England 37. What is your career going to be like: a garbage man 38. How many kids do you want: 3 maybe... 39. What kind of truck will you have: a jeep 40. Type a line you remember from any book: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 41. A random lyric: "and tell you how i became a prince of a town called bel-air" 42. Eye Color: green 43. Hair Color: blonde 44. Righty or Lefty: Righty 45. Zodiac Sign: leo 46.Innie or Outtie: Innie DESCRIBE... 47. Your heritage: yes 48. The shoes you wore today: flip flops 49. Your hair: short.. 50. Your weakness: ... 51. Your fears: zombies haha 51. Your perfect pizza: no sauce haha WHAT IS.. 53. Your most overused phrase on aim: yea... 54. Your thoughts first waking up: fuck... 55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eyes 56. Your bedtime: sometimes 57. Your most missed memory: ... 58. Pepsi or coke: both 59. McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds 60. Single or group dates: both 61. Adidas or nike: converse <-- yes 62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton 63. Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate 64. Cappuccino or coffee: eww DO YOU... 65. Smoke: no 66. Cuss: always 67. Sing: yes 68. Take a shower everyday: yes 69. Have a crush: oh yes 70. Who is he: Tommy 71. Think you've been in love: yes 72. Want to go to college: real soon 73. Like high school: sometimes 74. Want to get married: maybe 75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: notta 76. Think you're attractive: nope 77. Think you're a health freak: not at all 78. Get along with your parents: sometimes 79. Play an instrument: nope IN THE PAST 3 MONTHS, DID YOU OR HAVE YOU... 80. Drank alcohol: yes 81. Smoke: nope 82. Done a drug: nope 83. Made Out: yes 84. Go on a date: sure 85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope 86. Eaten sushi: hell no 87. Been dumped: nope 88. Made homemade cookies: candy ones! 89. Been in love: yes 90. Gone skinny dipping: nope 91. Dyed your hair: nope 92. Stolen anything: nope HAVE YOU EVER.. 93. Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: nope 94. Been caught: nope 95. called a tease: haha 96 .Gotten beaten up: nope 97. Changed who you were to fit in: fuck everyone else! GENERAL INFO... 98. my name is: Audra 99.height: 5'2" 100. favorite toe: umm the second one? 101.the morning i am: tired 102. all i need is: "love is all you need" haha 103. love is: sure... 104. if i could see one person right now: your mama! E V E R . . 108. been in love: yes 109. cried when someone died: sure 110. lied: yea =\ TASK: Ask me any 5 questions. They can be about anything you want. You can post annonomously if you need to. Whatever it is, I must answer it. Current Mood: tired Current Music: tv... disney's recess... haha (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 15th, 2004
7:16 pm	... Gay Bear Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Current Mood: horny (Comment on this)